well, i'm down in pittsburgh right now, visiting my dad. that's my current location.
anyways, look at this picture. look closely at the sign.
okay, first of all, this scared me. i mean, i'm typing this on a laptop in the dark at 12:27 am, and this little sign is funny...but vaugley freaky, because what if "loiterling", a completley overturned and
misinterperated word that was just a small spelling error--was a demonic phrase?
but i finally got the joke...that was funny.
explaination for idiots: the original phrase is "no loitering". that means to hang around somewhere for no exact reason. so, apparently this isn't a photoshop image like the ones i've been posting lately, but OBVIOUSLY someone put the letters up wrong!
oh, and my friend stan showed me this first. thanks, stan.
yay stan.
PillowPants
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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will smith